I grace you with my presence once again, but unfortunately I bring no personally scripted porn. Instead, I bring a call for more from you, which will in turn get more from me.

You know the drill. Word-of-mouth only. No comm promoting. Anything goes but pedophilia. Comment drabbles or full fics, link out if it's off-journal. IP logging off, anonymity optional. Focus this time is writing--NOT requesting--so I'll probably delete your pleas for smut unless you've already contributed (or I really want to see it written, too). You can tack on some begging at the end of yours, maybe.

Your topic, my perverted and creative people, is...

Uchi Hiroki

That's right. This is a festival of Uchi, who gets sparkles because he's such a fucking pretty princess. There are only two people in Johnny's I would pay to have sex with me. Uchi has just claimed the second spot, and the first belongs to Yara Tomoyuki. Contrary to popular thought, I'd rather have Akanishi pay me.

Here is some inspiration and motivation. I have high standards for you. Don't let me down.

The first person to write Hina/Ohkura/Uchi gets a special prize.

Discussion thread added. Discuss ideas, or just talk about what a pretty little slut Uchi is. You get the idea.

I want to write shit.

Give me something to write. If musikologie et al can do it, so can I. Since my last fic was so pathetic and I don't feel like finishing it yet, I'll give you porn of your choice.

So request porn. Free porn. No-questions-asked porn. Customized pornographic text.

Give me a pairing, person, prompt, picture, palabra (word), poem (or song lyric), all of the above, any of the above, whatever, I'll write on it.

I'm going for one sentence, but if I want to write more porn, you'll just have to cope with a few periods. Most of you should know how to handle periods.

Rules
1: If you don't want porn, say so, but I can't guarantee a god damn thing.
2: I actually know what heterosexuality is and can write it. I am, in fact, happy to write it.
3: Give me a few things to pick from. I don't plan on copping out and not doing all the requests, but it's fucking hot where I live and I might die of sunstroke and dehydration before I finish your one sentence on Shounentai's Uchi fetish.
3b: Don't you dare fucking request something on Shounentai's Uchi fetish.
4: You can toss in drama characters if you want to, but I don't actually watch dramas just for the whores attractive young men of Johnny's and Associates. If the drama sucked, was boring, or was largely romance, chances are I would rather stab myself in the eye than watch it.
4b: FYI, I have both eyes intact.
5: No whining.
6: I don't care if you send random people here to request, but people I know or who friended me have priority. Yes, I like them more than you. Unlike you, some of them put out.
7: Anyone who gives me pictures of Imai Tsubasa in tight pants and/or an icon of his amazing ass will get moved to the front of the smut queue.
8: I can write almost any debuted person in Johnny's and a few Juniors.
8b: No pedophilia allowed. Thank god several of them are over 18.

Yes, I reserve the right to have my rules be in nonsensical order.

Alright, perverts. Hit me.

Title: ..Just Wanna Have Fun
Fandom: JE
Pairing: Yokoyama Yu/Akanishi Jin
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Fail. Cop-out ending. Barely pornographic. I hope you're as disappointed in me as I am in myself.
Summary: Yoko does something nice for Jin, in his not-so-humble opinion.
Notes: Cop. Out. Period. Fuck this one-hour shit. Inspired by this and this for the Picture Inspiration One-Hour Challenge.

Other victims: coiled_iris ∞ goldengutgirl ∞ ky_rin ∞ liangzhu ∞ longleggedgit ∞ mousapelli ∞ nicocoer ∞ nihongofrancais ∞ pearljemz ∞ tinyangl

( Didn't I ruin your night? )

You bet that was a cop-out ending. The damn hour ran out.

I've been informed of the following: When you go looking for the title of Ueda-alike's porno, you get these results. Ahhh, hazukashii. (...Yeah, I can use fangirl Japanese, too. What of? 'sup to the person that's a ref to.)

REAL PURPOSE OF THIS; PSA: I highly approve of the organization of jthreesome and plan on participating. Head on over and toss your hat in.

Title: Uncontrol
Fandom: JE
Pairing: Ohkura Tadayoshi/Murakami Shingo
Rating: light NC-17
Warning: Ohkura is dirty.
Summary: Request: Hina and Ohkura in a bar.
Notes: Written for the 2008 JE Rarepair Fic/Smut Anonymeme. Title is less a reference to the song and more a reference to the situation.

( Next time... )

Yo. Whoever wrote Masuda/Tegoshi::lovey stuff for the meme:

Your drabble got recc'd by lelola over at her rec list. Just a heads-up if you want to fess up. If you know who wrote it, don't be an ass, let them know.

Porn on, LJ.

Title: An-An For Dummies
Fandom: JE
Pairing: (Kamenashi Kazuya/)Akanishi Jin/Ueda Tatsuya, Nishikido Ryo, Yamashita Tomohisa
Rating: (barely) NC-17: Penis presence
Warning: Leah Dizon is mentioned. Take appropriate cautionary measures.
Summary: I don't actually know. Jin's jealous and there are pictures but it's KAT-TUN so there's sex.
Notes: Written for the An-An-inspired One-Hour Smut Challenge.
Other participants: artemisgoddess ∞ bloodybrilliant ∞ devetir ∞ goldengutgirl ∞ grunhilda ∞ jackoweskla ∞ karinberry ∞ pearljemz ∞ pinkpapyrus ∞ procreational ∞ tinyangl ∞ travelingpsycho ∞ tokyostory
Not as smutty as usual. Not even close. Maybe I'll write that part later.

( Victory! )

These things are damn brutal. Can't keep one coherent thread because single-scening for a whole hour is boring.

...Why didn't you people tell me that the journal was showing up in some ass-tastic script?

Font is fixed now.

You should be seeing it in Corbel , and you ought to have it if you have Windows. If it looks like shit, tell me.

You're all lucky I still want to write smut after this incident.

Just kidding. Sort of. Thanks for the heads-up, suboshiyui.

Three pieces. JE, NC-17. Click the cuts to read them all. Porn. All written for the Kink/Smut AnonyMeme 2008. Plenty of prompts left to write, but don't bother if you can't write coherently. Quality over quantity.

Title: Lavender
Pairing: Shibutani Subaru/Yasuda Shota
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Manipulative Yasu (be afraid)
Summary: Massages lead to sex occasionally. One of those times would be here. Almost fluffy.

( Shibuyan, you'll drop it. )


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Title: Consolation Prize
Pairing: Maruyama Ryuhei/Shibutani Subaru
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Ruwa skirt
Summary: Ryo's a jerk, Maru's upset, and Subaru's a slut really good friend. Hurt/comfort, sort of. Title's clever, not what you think.

( It's a secret. )


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Title: Encore
Pairing: Akanishi Jin/Shibutani Subaru (loosely); reference to another Jin pairing
Rating: NC-17
Warning: Jin speaking coherent and useful English
Summary: Jin's a slut. Subaru walks in on him getting off. More getting off ensues.

( Jin is attractive. )

Fin.


If you can write in coherent English and know how to punctuate and space, go write more at the meme. I'm annoyed at the number of prompts left.

Three works in progress. Stay tuned.

Welcome back, ladies and germs. (Do we have any guys? Props.)

I have made a royal decree. Those of you who have already written can fess up starting at:

12:01 AM GMT, Sunday, January 13, 2008

Take 'em, post 'em, reply to comments non-anon. I don't care. Confessing is OPTIONAL.

This post will serve as a master list for those of you who want your confessions recorded for posterity. It'll give you something to tell the grandkids when they're calling HSJ old.

To confess and have it listed, comment here non-anon with the pairing, prompt (or a vague summary), and a link to the comment OR to your re-post in your own journal or community. And a title if you're that ambitious.

The meme is still going on. Keep writing if you're writing. People still want their smut, but it started being more requests and few fics. If there are enough new additions after a week, I'll do a round 2 edit to this post. If you post during this week, you can comment here and add it or wait until next Sunday. I don't care.

This is too damn many rules. Fess up. Now. Go wild in comments. Celebrate the smut.

Spread the word. For a word-of-mouth-only meme, this has been pretty nice. Word-of-mouth-only means the only way anyone is going to know about this post is if you say something. Tell your friend list.

Thanks for the first (and hopefully not last) round of porn.

( People who are doomed to special fangirl hell: )

For more porn and memes, you can friend this journal. All entries will be public and uncensored until I get flagged.